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May 26, 2019
Pro-Assault 'Captain Marvel' Clip Receives Near-Unanimous Criticism
If you're one of the unfortunate persons who partook of Captain Marvel, you'll know it's one giant cringe-fest. Well, Marvel must think two hours of pure cringe isn't enough, so they're rolling out some deleted scenes.
Take this clip for example. Though, I've gotta warn you, the cringe levels may be hazardous to your health:
Get an EXCLUSIVE first look at @BrieLarson taking on toxic masculinity (in the form of @RobertKazinsky) in this ext… https://t.co/n6X6W4O7Ne— USA TODAY Life (@USA TODAY Life) 1558634429.0
Well, at least we now know Carol Danvers will make a dandy follow-up villain to Thanos. It'll be neat-o to see our favorite heroes team up once again. To fight against Captain Marvel and her quest to eradicate smiling and havers of peens.
If you're wondering how other peeps are reacting to this clip, just take a look at these tweets:
@usatodaylife @brielarson @RobertKazinsky He's just giving her acting pointers— Lee Kaplan 🇮🇱🇺🇸 (@Lee Kaplan 🇮🇱🇺🇸) 1558755074.0
Brie Larson could certainly use all the help she can get. That lady is a charisma black hole
@usatodaylife @brielarson @RobertKazinsky No just no this guy is the only person who can do it https://t.co/BFI76ou5Sg— Ronniedodge1994 WW84 (@Ronniedodge1994 WW84) 1558735787.0
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed the blatant Terminator 2 plagiarism. The only difference between the two is one character is a misanthropic robot with no personality, and the other one is Arnold Schwarzenegger. Also, Arnie was a much better driver. So much for shattering female stereotypes, eh.
@usatodaylife @brielarson @RobertKazinsky https://t.co/3SeG34lXnl— Ephrim Aumua (@Ephrim Aumua) 1558736859.0
I imagine this was the default reaction for pretty much everyone watching the video.
Short, sweet, and to the point. This one image pretty much sums up the feelings of everyone in the replies .
These reactions ought to be a good warning sign to the peeps over at Marvel Studios. They seem hellbent on injecting lefty overtones into their stories. Except, people want to see explosions and bad guys getting their posteriors kicked. Not feminist fantasies about assaulting and robbing the patriarchy into submission. Hopefully, Marvel will get the picture and go back to making entertainment instead of lame political garbage.
Speaking of SJW-ism in Marvel movies:
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