It's Friday out on these internet streets, and our rock n' roll uncs are beefin'. Well, "beefin'" is a bit of a stretch. One of them went on another anti-American rant while pandering to Europeans. The other told that guy there's a darkness on the edge of shutting the f*ck up. As you might guess, we here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website are Team Kid Rock and not whoever Bruce thinks is Team Springsteen these days.

First up is BRUUUUUUUCE performing in Manchester, England (England). I saw someone say this on Cousin Elon's X, but it's true... too much soy in your diet really does make liberal males look like lesbians after they reach a certain age.

The mighty E Street Band is here tonight to call upon the righteous power of art, of music, of rock n’ roll in dangerous times...

Excuse me.

Ok. Back to BRUUUUUUUCE.

[America] is currently in the hands of a corrupt, incompetent and treasonous administration ... raise your voices against authoritarianism.

Kid Rock wasn't going to take it lying down. After correctly identifying that Bob Seger wrote better songs, he blasted BRUUUUUCE as "another one of these liberals with mountains of money, desperate to keep his good standing with Hollywood and the elite."

A Hollywood and an elite that I defy to name a single new song Springsteen has released since that one in Jerry Maguire back in the 90s. When 9/11 happened, there was a big deal made that he reunited the E Street Band for an album that was gonna heal America. Dare you to hum a few bars from it.

Maybe he's upset that it took 15 more years for Donald Trump to be the one to heal America when he was elected the first time, and Springsteen is jealous.

Not to take anything away from Born to Run, Darkness on the Edge of Town, and Born in the USA, which are still solid. However, the only people who go to Springsteen shows are the boomers who are easily manipulated by the lies the billionaires who control the left push that Republicans are gonna take away their social security. They need their social security to be able to afford Springsteen tickets.

While the "Pimp of the Nation" wasn't a fan of his diatribe, it's the woke leftist audience that BRUUUUUUUCE panders to that Kid Rock had B-B-B-BARS for:

We have this low birth rate in America, and it all makes sense to me. Who's going to sleep with these ugly, broke, crazy, deranged, TDS liberal women? You look at these rallies. It's a bunch of women no guy wants to sleep with and a bunch of dudes who want to sleep with each other.

Exit Question: How long until the media gets excited because the Dixie Chicks - excuse me, I mean just "The Chicks" - tell a French audience their favorite numbers are "86" and "47?" I give it until the end of the summer.

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