Brian Stelter Attends Trump Rally, Realizes Trump Supporters Aren't Evil
Move over Chris Cuomo, Brian Stelter is well on his way to becoming CNN's resident bitch boy. If ever you needed proof of the network's leftist ways, look no further than the pseudo-intellectual cueball host of Reliable Sources.
Case in point: Brian just recently went to his first Trump rally. Yes, a guy who fancies himself a "journalist" is just now getting around to learning firsthand about one of America's most significant voting blocks. Anyways, going to the rally made Bri come to the most "earth-shattering" conclusion. Trump supporters are actually kinda nice.
He was kind enough to live tweet his epiphany:
One of my 2016 media coverage regrets: I never went to a Trump rally. So this fall I planned on attending one. In t… https://t.co/xAer95ab07— Brian Stelter (@Brian Stelter) 1540589686.0
CNN correspondent @JeffZeleny and producer @betsy_klein are here. A loud "CNN SUCKS" chant broke out when reporters… https://t.co/ccmWCsxJis— Brian Stelter (@Brian Stelter) 1540590536.0
Lots of reporters have pointed this out, and I'm seeing it firsthand: Groups jeer CNN here, but individuals ask for… https://t.co/Ovv1dG4bnH— Brian Stelter (@Brian Stelter) 1540594007.0
This gentleman came up to the press pen and mocked me, but then said "We love you. We do." https://t.co/YMbYOg3CxH— Brian Stelter (@Brian Stelter) 1540602176.0
I'm trying to figure out what Brian was expecting. By the sound of his tweets, he was thinking he and his CNN crew would spend the evening beating away MAGA zombies like Dawn of the Dead. Maybe that explains his reluctance to engage with half of the country.
Instead, he came to the "shocking" realization that Trump supporters are not homicidal hillbillies. Consider my mind blown.
In reality, Trumpers are normal folk who just enjoy trolling the bejeezus out of CNN and other fake news doucheburritos. Let's be honest here, CNN has more than lied themselves worthy of that trollery. MAGA people may shout "CNN sucks" like an angelic chorus, but that doesn't mean they want representatives of the fakest name in news to be bereft of life.
That Stelter is just now figuring out lovers of the Trump are human really says a lot about his and the left's biases. It took Brian three years to realize 50% of Americans are decent, well-adjusted peeps who just enjoy playfully ribbing lefty douchenozzles from time to time. Better late than never, I guess.
Since we're talking CNN: