Irrelevant B-List 'Celebrities' Plead Congress to Stop Trump. Continue Failing at Life...
All of Hollywood needs an intervention. If I couldn't stop doing blow as much as celebrities can't stop making whiny videos, my friends and family would have a sit-in. Alas. Instead we have the latest installment of liberal "never was" "celebrities" who continue raking in future Republican votes in "#StandUpForUs." Oh yes, it's just as pathetically predictable as you'd expect. Enjoy!
This video has it all. A number of "celebrities" repeating each other? Check. Dark ominous background? Check. Dark ominous background music? Check. A lineup of liberal celebrities who're suffering from underemployment and need to virtue signal to studio executives about how much they don't like an incoming Republican president with hopes of at least getting a walk on role in something, anything, please hire me!? Oh yeah, so many checks.
Look, before we get to even more mocking of wannabe celebrities let's correct two important things. It's not that hate crimes are on the rise, so much as it's hate crime HOAXES that are on the rise. I know, reading is hard... when all you do for a living is read lines. But hey, underemployment, out of practice. So, to name a few faux hate crimes...
- Cenk Uygur Mocked Idea ‘Vote Trump’ Church Arson Was a Hoax
- ANOTHER HOAX? Student Admits to Nazi ‘Hate Crime’ Blamed on Trump Supporters
- HATE CRIME HOAX: Mississippi Church Member Charged in ‘Vote Trump’ Arson
- Uh Oh! Student LIED About Man Threatening to Burn Hijab
- BUSTED: Student Claimed Trump Supporters Harassed Her. Arrested for Lying
- Student CAUGHT Blatantly Lying About Being Attack by Trump Supporters
And as far as people being attacked? Not so much. At least not in the real world. Again, when you're an actor trying to work in Hollywood, reality is just for the ticket-purchasers, not so much for you. But in reality it's Trump-supporters who are getting attacked.
- ‘Peaceful’ Hillary Supporters Beat the Crap Out of Trump-Voter
- Leftists Burn Trump Supporter’s Lawn… Because of a Sculpture
- Trump Supporter Bullied Out of Central Park
- Clinton-Supporter Beats Elderly Woman with a Chair. For Voting Trump
But other than those fact checks...this video still sucks.
Look, it's sad when people are out of work. It's sad when you desperately want your star to shine but nobody knows you as anything other than "that guy from that show we saw that one time." It's a tough break not to have a big break. I get it. But to resort to the same old tired tactics of following the formulaic "look at how much we care about this political cause" video? Proves there isn't a limit on how desperate you can get. Because you'll note that Tom Cruise doesn't make these videos. Nor does Benedict Cumberbatch. Margot Robbie. Not even perpetual frowner Kristen Stewart makes these films. Nor do any other celebrities who have actually made money in a film. #TruthHurtsLosers
Though I'm sure Donald Trump appreciated these wannabes endorsing his reelection in 2020 so soon. #SilverLining