There was a time before coffee for all of us. It was a dark time. A time of uncertainty. A time when we'd get up in the morning and wonder why. Not why we got up, just why anything. But for me, on one gray Seattle morning I found myself standing before a shelf of coffee machines with a mission long overdue: become a coffee drinker, become better, and no longer wonder why.

Ten caffeinated years later, I now drink most of my water first filtered through arabica. He or she who says there's such a thing as "too much" coffee is a heathen. In my opinion, obviously. If you're the same way, if you are a sane person who knows coffee is to understanding as breath is to life, then let me tell you a little more about Black Rifle Coffee.

Yes, my fellow espresso (drip, pour-over, French-press or however you like it) addicts, this here is a sponsored post. But if we want to be real, my life is sponsored by coffee. If you've read this far, you're probably nodding in agreement. Pour another hot cup, my fellow coffee compatriots. It's morning somewhere.

Black Rifle Coffee imports the highest quality beans from around Mother Earth, roasting their coffees for you after you place an order. Who says consideration has gone out of style? Not BRCC. My personal favorite is Coffee Saves Vintage Roast (green bag), if you're looking for a recommendation.

Black Rifle's roast process ensures you get coffee at its freshest and best state, not a bag or canister of sadness that's sat on a shelf for who knows how long. BRCC has a variety of delectable roast profiles from light, medium, and dark. All roasted at Black Rifle's facilities in Tennessee and Utah.

If you're a true coffee connoisseur (obviously you are, why are you still here?) check out the Black Rifle Coffee Club, a free subscription where your chosen coffee is roasted, packaged with care, and shipped for free to your door (or office) on your schedule. But wait, because obviously it gets better. With the club membership, you'll also score special discounted pricing and get accesses to exclusive products, member-only content, partner discounts and more.

Every month Black Rifle Coffee Company releases a limited amount of exotic micro lot coffee from different corners of the world, shipped to you. Sheltering in place or not, why wouldn't you want coffee sent directly to you? You tell me you won't skip to the sound of a knock knowing coffee is waiting on the other side.

All Black Rifle Coffee Company blends are available in whole-bean and ground varieties. For you single-serve coffee fans, BRCC has roasts available as "coffee rounds."

So wake up to America's coffee. It's time to treat yourself to a little splash of patriotism to your morning routine. Go to blackriflecoffee.com/crowder (or just click that link) and use promo code CROWDER for 20% off your first purchase of any coffee products.

It's coffee. Need I say more?