At some point, you would think Ben Shapiro would grow tired of smacking Piers Morgan over guns. Morgan is like the kid whose mother made him wear a helmet to school. On the short bus. Being forced to take violin lessons. Who even the dweebs would shove in his locker...actually, it sounds like Ben might be using Morgan to work out some issues from his childhood. Either way, it's entertainingAF.

It started with Morgan picking on poor little teenager Kyle Kashuv. Thought it's ok. Because it's only bullying if the teen in question wants to take away your rights (see also Save Your Whining. If You Enter the Public Arena of Ideas, Prepare to Get Burned and Dear Parkland Activists: You Admit to Bullying the Shooter, But Have the Gall to Blame Guns and the NRA?). Kyle is fair game. Kyle's also our boy and can handle his business well enough on his own.

Here's how it got started on the playground:

Then a Daily Wire Tumbler Pusher invoked the Shapiro name.

At which point Piers couldn't resist the "little man" insults.

Dude, now you called down the thunder! Only it's not Thor and his hammer. It's Ben and his cheap tumbler. Now made with 30% more bull semen!

Oh snap, son. He went all Master Yoda on his ass!

Piers, smelling his own defeat, went right back to his original source of jokes: smallness. A subject with which he has much familiarity.

And here we go again:

See, this is why you never debate the Shapiro. Knowing he lost the "small man" argument, Piers switches to semantics.

To quote Pretty Woman: Bit mistake. Huge.

Ah, so Piers is all "YOU USED THE WRONG WORD, LOL!"

Piers just had to open that door. Ben just waltzed through it playing his violin like he just don't care.

Here's an artist interpretation of the back and forth:

Everytime Morgan opens his mouth about guns, Ben Shapiro goes into Wolverine berzerker mode.

It's like getting to relive the Revolutionary War on an almost weekly basis.

We want MOAR.

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