Over the weekend, animal rights activists bum-rushed the stage of a Bernie Sanders rally. One of them was topless. It wouldn't be an animal rights protest if someone didn't have her titties flapping about (see WATCH: Moronic Animal Rights Activists Strip Naked. To Protest Fur… and PETA Morons Protest Animal Cruelty By… Going Topless?!). Though if you watch this clip, it's just one random protester. I guess no one else got the memo.

Bernie, I’m your biggest supporter, and I’m here to ask you to stop pumping up the dairy industry and to stop pumping up animal agriculture. I believe in you.

I feel bad for animal rights activists. For the longest time, they had the market cornered when it came to leftist protests. Now, leftists protest over anything, each one more coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs than the one before. Animal rights activists have to fight for attention, like stealing the microphone from an almost-octogenarian, with one random woman showing off her titties for ... reasons? Dairy ... boobs ... I guess you can see the correlation if you look closely. Squint really hard. Like at one of those three-dimensional pictures they have at the mall.

Only the hidden picture is some topless, sloppy-titty woman assaulting Bernie Sanders.

Exit question: how is free-flying mammaries helpful to any cause? Aside from breast-feeding babies.

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