Yesterday King Obama issued his decree on executive gun control, in which he's taking the first step in disarming Americans of their right to keep and bear arms. But don't worry, he believes in the Second Amendment. It's there, "written on the paper." Yeah, he really said that. If you want a blow-by-blow of the presser from yesterday but don't think you can watch the actual event without swallowing all of your kitchen knives, read King Obama Wants Your Guns. Everything You Need to Know About Today's Presser...

Well the ladies at FoxNews, including Andrea Tantaros also had some opinions...

"Check the podium for an onion."

Yeah, pretty much. The whole panel of ladies (compare them to the harpies on The View), had some points. Obviously it's heart-breaking when children are killed in a mass shooting, but you know what else is heart-breaking and scary? ISIS. Who, by the way, are already in the United States. The San Bernardino Two were ISIS loyalists, who passed background checks to purchase legal guns. In tightly gun controlled California.

Let that sink in.

That's enough sinking in. Do you remember tears for the victims of San Bernardino? Me neither. Do you remember big Obama tears for all of the gang deaths in Chicago? Um... What about any tears for the people in Germany, like a huge group of women who were sexually assaulted by Muslims, who were completely unarmed? No, didn't think so.

Which is why we're all pretty sure those tears Obama shed were as genuine as Caitlyn Jenner's ta-tas.

Here's another rebuttal to idiot gun claims. You're welcome.