The shrill harpies on "The View" were cackling on the show today about drag queens. And while they kept their reputation of being the most trusted name in derp, Ana Navarro brought a little extra something something to the table today.

The debate over drag queens and/or the left using queens to indoctrinate your children is a bunch of poppycock. Because drag queens don't even like kids!

I don't know if they're idiots and legit think conservatives woke up one day and decided to complain about drag queens without probable cause. Or if "The View" thinks its audience are idiots who don't know how an internet works. Because there are very specific incidents -- a lot of them -- that have caused people to say maaaaaaybe we want to treat drag queens the same way we do strippers and Rated R movies.

Ana seems confused. Let's help her out.

"The paranoia and the hysteria that drag queens are coming for your children."

"Drag queens don't even like children."

"They don't tip and they don't drink."

"They don't tip and they don't..."

"No child is driving themselves to a drag show.

As you can see, according to Ana Navarro, there is nothing wrong with a man's fake titties bouncing in a little girl's face. And leading a toast to "lick us where we pee" is normal behavior in front of children. Why? Because drag queens don't even like kids.

Achkshually, wait...

What if the drag queens DON'T like kids? And this is all a clever ruse where they act overtly sexual in front of children so that their parents will stop taking them to drag shows. Going under the assumption parents would never want to expose their children to this.

Ana might be on to something.

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