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June 09, 2023
Watch: Ana Navarro claims drag queens "don't even like children," doesn't think her audience knows what an internet is
The shrill harpies on "The View" were cackling on the show today about drag queens. And while they kept their reputation of being the most trusted name in derp, Ana Navarro brought a little extra something something to the table today.
The debate over drag queens and/or the left using queens to indoctrinate your children is a bunch of poppycock. Because drag queens don't even like kids!
Unhinged Ana Navarro falsely claims it's "paranoia and hysteria" to say "that drag queens are coming for your children."
"Drag queens don't even like children! They don't tip and they don't drink!" she shouted.
She argues parents should have the right to have kids dance at shows pic.twitter.com/idwiF3qPoR
— Nicholas Fondacaro (@NickFondacaro) June 9, 2023
I don't know if they're idiots and legit think conservatives woke up one day and decided to complain about drag queens without probable cause. Or if "The View" thinks its audience are idiots who don't know how an internet works. Because there are very specific incidents -- a lot of them -- that have caused people to say maaaaaaybe we want to treat drag queens the same way we do strippers and Rated R movies.
Ana seems confused. Let's help her out.
"The paranoia and the hysteria that drag queens are coming for your children."
\u201c\ud83d\udea8 PRINCETON, TX: Bearded drag queen toasts to \u201cthose who lick us where we pee\u201d in front of young children, who later run up to COLLECT TIP MONEY for another drag queen. \ud83d\udea8\n\nThey kicked me out of the event, but strangely streamed the whole thing on Facebook.\u201d— Sara Gonzales (@Sara Gonzales) 1674955709
"Drag queens don't even like children."
\u201c\u201cWholesome, innocent, beautiful family-friendly entertainment\u201d\u201d— Libs of TikTok (@Libs of TikTok) 1656821723
"They don't tip and they don't drink."
\u201cThis is what a \u201cfamily-friendly drag show\u201d in a bar looks like\u201d— Libs of TikTok (@Libs of TikTok) 1655406610
"They don't tip and they don't..."
\u201cA toddler is encouraged to hand a cash tip to a drag queen during a sexualized performance at a \u201cfamily friendly\u201d drag show in Oceanside, CA\u201d— Libs of TikTok (@Libs of TikTok) 1684943497
"No child is driving themselves to a drag show.
\u201cJUST IN: Children are in attendance of an Orlando drag show where performers are sexually dancing to the song 'Screwdolph'\u201d— Florida\u2019s Voice (@Florida\u2019s Voice) 1672279929
As you can see, according to Ana Navarro, there is nothing wrong with a man's fake titties bouncing in a little girl's face. And leading a toast to "lick us where we pee" is normal behavior in front of children. Why? Because drag queens don't even like kids.
What if the drag queens DON'T like kids? And this is all a clever ruse where they act overtly sexual in front of children so that their parents will stop taking them to drag shows. Going under the assumption parents would never want to expose their children to this.
Ana might be on to something.
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