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Rock legend Alice Cooper is speaking out against the Left's radical gender ideology they want to indoctrinate your kids with. Well, "speaking out" is the wrong word. He answered a question in an interview that was supposed to be about his twenty-ninth studio album "Road." Had he not gotten the question, I'm sure Alice Cooper would have been fine just being Alice Cooper.

Stereogum tossed out the following as a question. No doubt, the reporter was expecting Cooper to blast his peers and affirm the reporter's political worldview

Recently some of your “theatrical” rock peers have commented about gender identity, with Paul Stanley and Dee Snider calling gender-affirming care for kids a “sad and dangerous fad.” As someone who played around with gender expectations early on, do you have any thoughts on what some of your contemporaries have said before they walked those comments back?

There are a few errors here. The first is you should research the person you are interviewing before the interview. Had this guy done this, he would know Alice Cooper is not the same guy he was in 1974.

Also, Dee Snider did not walk his comments back. Only Paul Stanley did. The Starchild went from crushing pussy in the 70s to being one in his 70s.

Here's Cooper's response:

I’m afraid that it’s also a fad, and I’m afraid there’s a lot of people claiming to be this just because they want to be that. I find it wrong when you’ve got a six-year-old kid who has no idea. He just wants to play, and you’re confusing him telling him, “Yeah, you’re a boy, but you could be a girl if you want to be.”

I think that’s so confusing to a kid. It’s even confusing to a teenager. You’re still trying to find your identity, and yet here’s this thing going on, saying, “Yeah, but you can be anything you want. You can be a cat if you want to be.” I mean, if you identify as a tree… And I’m going, “Come on! What are we in, a Kurt Vonnegut novel?” It’s so absurd, that it’s gone now to the point of absurdity.

Two things. Actually, three things. The first is obviously everything Alice Cooper says is spot on.

Two, is this a new thing we're going to do when interviewing veteran rock stars? Two people had an opinion, so everyone who they may have toured with has to be on record whether or not they denounce that opinion. This is rock journalism now. Quick, get the lead singer of Kansas on the phone. We need to know if the son in "Carry On Wayward Son" identifies as a girl and is competing in high school track.

Third, and far more important than anything else, the following is the Mount Rushmore of Alice Cooper songs: "Poison (1989)," "Only Women Bleed (1975)", "No More Mr. Nice Guy (1973)," and "Hello Hooray (1973)."

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