It's been a minute since the Harvey Weinstein story blew up, but the media is still ass deep in assault accusations. On the chopping block this week was Al Franken and Bush. Ready for a quiet weekend? Too bad. The flood gates have been thrust open. Pouring out is a never-ending stream of perverted deviancy. Here's another accusation to feast your eyes on, this time exposing... Sylvester Stallone. Surprise!

Sylvester Stallone was accused of sexual assault by a 16-year-old girl while he was filming a movie in Las Vegas in the late 1980s, according to a bombshell police report.

The Rocky actor was 40 years old when an unnamed teenager disclosed to Las Vegas police that she had been 'intimidated' into having sex with him and his bodyguard Michael 'Mike' De Luca at the former Las Vegas Hilton hotel in July 1986.

The 16-year-old claimed she had sex with Stallone and he encouraged De Luca to join them. The minor claims De Luca forced her to perform oral sex on him ... before he 'came around and had vaginal sex with her'.

The teen told police 'Stallone made the comment that they were both married men and that she could not tell anybody about the incident and if she did, that they would have to beat her head in'.

Yes, this happened in the 80's. In between Rocky III and Rocky V, so you already know it wasn't a good era for Stallone. The time of the incident has long passed. But before you roll your eyes so hard they spiral out of your sockets, check out the police report.

Retired Las Vegas metro police department detective sergeant John Samolovitch, who was head of the sexual assault unit at the time, confirmed to DailyMail.com 'the copy of the police report is in fact a true copy of the original report.'

So this isn't just repressed memories from 30 years ago. There's a semblance of proof here. A crime was committed.

It's not lost on me that 'ol Sly started out in the porn industry before he moved on to movies. Explains the subpar acting and above par OVERKILL abs. So a man who did the dirty on camera also forced (allegedly) a devil's three-way with an underage girl. It doesn't exactly stir shock within a million hearts across America.

It's still worth tucking into the brain's reserves as further proof of the celebrity elite's perversion. Hollywood has grabbed sexual misconduct by the p**sy and it's not letting go. Sex assault has become a staple of the community. Keep that in mind next time celebrities line up to lecture you about "rape culture."

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