Elizabeth Warren is a lying fraud who should be deeply ashamed of what she did. After releasing her DNA report, we know that actually, Elizabeth Warren is whiter than most white Americans. The woman is paler than Shaun King. She's whiter than Carrot Top. But she wrote, "American Indian" on her Texas State Bar registration. She lied to get ahead, she exploited a race of people to advance her career. Had she any shame, she'd drop out of the presidential race now. Alas, here she is digging an even deeper hole for herself, insisting she did nothing wrong.

"This is who I grew up believing with my brothers. This is our family's story, it's all consistent from that point in time."

Reporter: Could there be other documents of yours self-identifying as American Indian?

Warren (internally):

Notice how the reporters have zero problems going after her. Now. Now that we have plenty of other Democrat presidential candidates. Now the concern on the left is who can beat Trump. The left knows Elizabeth Warren will wilt like war paint left too long in Father Sun's light. She'll collapse like a tipi run through by raging Little Buffalo. So now it's perfectly fine to release the arrows at Warren's feather dusted head.

I really am sorry for the lame Indian jokes but I only have so many and Elizabeth Warren insists on sticking around. It's a supply and demand issue. Blame her.

It's still not enough. Cultural appropriation is a cause du jour on the left. If they really believe in it, if they really think cultural appropriation is a big no-no, Elizabeth Warren needs to be made an example of.

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