The shock of rich parents bribing schools so their idiot kids can do keggers at Alpha Beta Gamma still stings in the hearts of middle class ‘Mericans. So of course, the 217 Democratic candidates need to pander about it. Including Elizabeth Warren, who may have fudged a few college admissions rules herself. Something about claiming to be a Native American or something. Anyway, Warren answered a question about the scandal with pure “outrage” so phony and so shrill, your ears may bleed. Mine did.
Elizabeth Warren says the recent college admissions scandal highlights wealthy Americans playing by a different set of rules and "we have to put a stop to that." #WarrenTownHall https://t.co/wrJHjBygpM pic.twitter.com/4i6XhQeexm
— CNN (@CNN) March 19, 2019
Liz, dear, there’s a reason we call you “Fauxcahontas.” As already mentioned, you scammed your way into college via a little affirmative action (see Elizabeth Warren Listed Herself as “American Indian” on Texas Bar Registration and Elizabeth Warren Criticizes College Scammers. Donald Trump Jr. Trashes Her!). You may want to sit this particular scandal out. Sure, you have credibility, but not the right kind.
Also, if we’re talking about college being too expensive to the point where Aunt Becky needs to pay off the Registrar’s office, let’s talk administrative costs. Or salaries. Like a professor making close to $500,000 a year at Harvard. To teach one class. Does that sound like someone we all know?
In the meantime, I need something to stem the blood pouring out of my ears after having to listen to that woman’s attempt to relate to the people.