UK Man Investigated for Tweeting Transgender Limerick
That's right, the country which brought us the Magna Carta, Shakespeare and the ageless Patrick Stewart is stepping up their investigation of tweets they deem as "hate incidents." A 53-year-old man named Harry Miller was contacted by a "community cohesion officer" (whatever the eff that is) after someone bitched about Miller's tranny tweets. Including a limerick.
Citing 30 potentially offensive tweets, the PC singled out a limerick Mr Miller had retweeted which questioned whether transgender women are biological women. It included the lines: "Your breasts are made of silicone, your vagina goes nowhere."
First of all, on behalf of Louder with Crowder, I'm so sorry we've yet to offer you TrannyPoems, TrannyLimericks or TrannyStoryTimeRhymes. I'll do my best to amend what I consider to be a cultural travesty.
But let's get the true, scary story from Harry the Limerick Criminal himself. Brace yourselves.
This reminds me of that episode of The Office where Dwight gave out demerits. Except with British accents and a penchant for embarrassing a once great nation. Plus, you know, maybe ruining someone's life over words pecked on a keyboard.
Harry, my man, you gotta check your thinking. How dare you EVER assume a transgender woman is anything other than stunning and brave. All transgender ladies are dainty, pristine and oh so pretty, especially He Whose Swinging Dick Is Shoved in Pantyhose.
But wait it gets worse. Remember, Harry here just tweeted. But such was the hate level of his crime which wasn't a crime, the authorities went to his PLACE OF WORK.
The complainant had managed to identify Mr Miller’s place of work, despite there being no reference to his business or his full identity on his Twitter account. As part of the complaint to police it was alleged the firm was an ‘unsafe environment’ for transgender employees because of Mr Miller’s comments on social media.
Tweets. Words. People are losing their rights because transgender people want special treatment: to be free of mockery. To be free of hateful thoughts. Fat chance, penis breaths.
Look it, I know we have a lot of fans from the United Kingdom. Know that when I make fun of your government, I'm making fun of just your government. As I do with the American government every chance I get. Have you read the things I've written about Pelosi, Schumer, and AOC? Politicians are part of the government. Overbearing politicians make overbearing governments. The UK government is a complete shite show from start to finish. It's worse than casting Amy Schumer to play Queen Elizabeth. Either one. You, British people, are some of my favorites. But your government can go suck on it. I wish I could better help you deal with the insanity your government has so clearly become, but I'm afraid mine is taking diligent notes.