TROLLMASTER: Rapper Mocks Leftists by Smashing Women's Weightlifting Records... 'As a Woman'!
Remember the name "ZUBY." He's a British rapper who broke records today, first as "a woman" then as 2019's greatest trollmaster. He wanted to test the limits of gender fluidity by lifting some weights. How do you think it went?
I'm not sure why I didn't think of this. We can all break gender norms and bigotry just by switching genders, even if momentarily. I'll be sure to do this next time I ask for directions. I'll identify as a man, ask for directions, and magically men will no longer be associated with stubbornness. No need to thank me, gents. I do it all for you.
Before you ask, yes, ZUBY is joking.
He's got this one down. I never deadlift while dolled up. Mascara runs, foundation puddles, all my femininity just slides away. Since that's what leftists think femininity is, right? Just makeup? Long hair? Appearances?
So stunning. So brave. We can all be stunning. We can all be brave. Those who don't conform to our ideas of what stunning and brave mean are bigots. Those are the rules. Let's enforce them. Related: GameStop Transgender Woman Speaks Out. Has No Regrets for Violence!
Muscular men can be just as beautiful as slender ladies. Because we are all beautiful. We are all women. We are all men. Gender is but a feeling. It comes, it goes. Like a sneeze you missed. Or gas.
But back to ZUBY. He decided to also take the women's bench press record too. Make it a day.
This is what equality looks like, right? At least according to the left. So ZUBY is playing by the left's own rules. Gender is fluid, and if he identifies as a woman, he's a real woman. Related: Transgender Tracks Stars Take First AND Second Place Away From Girls.
Yes, just like the female penis. A biological, female penis. See Transgender Actress Says Transwomen have "Biological Female Penises"
ZUBY is just playing the game while proving how rigged and stupid the game is. Props to him for simply illustrating it. Who wants to go to round two?