This Video Hysterically Mocks #DefundThePolice as the Ultimate #FirstWorldProblem
There are few things I enjoy more than a good #FirstWorldProblem. It's a little-known fact that "Brodigan" is actually Gaelic for "bougie." Also, any time I bring up one of my alleged problems, it's with the implication that I'm mocking the people who literally can't even when they happen to them. It would be interesting to see one of these Venn diagrams between people who take their first-world problems super seriously and people who are carrying on about #DefundThePolice. Which, as Nicole Arbour points out, defunding the police would be an ACTUAL problem.
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Let's be honest. The bulk of the people pushing #DefundThePolice are bougie white liberals. Actual African-Americans — whom defunding the police is supposed to help — think the idea is batshit crazy. But it allows liberals to check off a box that they are being woke and anti-racist. Even though they are the first to call the police when they see a black guy walking across the street. Not being able to call 911 in an emergency is the world they are endorsing with their virtue-signaling.
At the end of the day, I think we can all agree the real enemy is Soul Cycle. People used to just ride their exercise bikes at home without being smug douchebags about it. Or, heaven forbid, ride an actual bike OUTSIDE and FOR FREE! Where if you need someone to scream at you, just listen to Metallica while you're getting fresh air.
But that's all from a bygone era.
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