LOL: Eric Swalwell Cries About Marjorie Taylor Greene's Merch, So She Brings Up Him Banging A Chinese Spy
Marjorie Taylor Greene is back at it again with her sass, and the Dems are not having it. During yesterday's Homeland Security committee hearing, she brought up Eric Swalwell's history of banging Fang Fang the Chinese spy. It did not go over well.
Department of Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas testified before the committee about the budget proposal. While questioning Mayorkas, Swalwell, for some reason, took the opportunity to criticize Green's merch. She sells shirts that say "Defund the FBI." How this related to the budget of Homeland Security, I do not know. But Swalwell broke out poster boards of Marjorie's Instagram to show off the (apparently) highly offensive merch.
Greene responded, "That was quite entertaining from someone that had a sexual relationship with a Chinese spy, and everyone knows it. But thanks for entertaining—"
\u201cChaos erupts in House as Democrats panic to get official record scrubbed after MTG goes absolutely nuclear on Fang-Fang-lover Eric Swalwell:\n\n"That was quite entertaining from someone that had a sexual relationship with a Chinese spy. And everyone knows it!"\ud83d\udd25\u201d— Benny Johnson (@Benny Johnson) 1681923364
She was quickly cut off by Rep. Dan Goldman, who asked for her comment to be stricken from the record and that she be prevented from speaking any more. Affairs with foreign spies are apparently on the no no list. Goldman then had to specify which words he wanted stricken, and he said, ""Accusations of an affair with a Chinese spy. Those are engaging in personalities, and those words should be taken down, and the gentle lady should not be able to speak anymore in this hearing."
The chairman, surprisingly, declined to strike her words or silence her, calling the latter "not an appropriate motion". But Greene later had her words stricken and got silenced for calling Mayorkas a "liar".
It is pretty hilarious that we have a sitting U.S. representative who almost definitely had an affair with a foreign spy, but no one's allowed to address it. Even though it's a massive national security threat. It's just too mean.
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