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December 14, 2023
Southwest Airlines Offering Passengers Up To TWO Free Seats... But Only If You're Super Obese
We should not be enabling reprehensible and self-destructive behavior. But we are far past that not. Because now degenerate behavior is not only being enabled but REWARDED.
“Southwest Airlines is offering plus-size passengers up to two extra seats for free, in a policy being praised by TikTok influencers.
People whose bodies ‘encroach’ past the armrest are entitled to an extra seat without having to pay more, according to the policy, which is listed on Southwest's website.
The policy says customers ‘have the option of purchasing just one seat and then discussing your seating needs with the Customer Service Agent at the departure gate.’
‘If it's determined that a second (or third) seat is needed, you'll be accommodated with a complimentary additional seat,’ it adds.
With up to three seats available, that means plus-size passengers could have a whole row to themselves. And the airline would potentially move other passengers to accommodate them.”
So because someone engages in extreme gluttonous behavior with absolutely no self-control, they get an entire row free of charge. I just can’t deal with this one.
And let’s be real. Nothing in life is free. Those “comped” seats will come at the expense of you.
It would be one thing if these people were just fat. But they are not just fat. They are fat and also demand to be rewarded for their abhorrent behavior and have the rest of the world cater to them. Even though they are fat by their demise. On top of that, these people are just narcissistic, entitled, rude, and gross.
If you need an entire row to yourself because you are that fat, you should be charged extra as you are essentially extra cargo at that point.
And the woke mob expects us to just sit back and clap as if these morbidly obese degenerates have accomplished something meaningful when they have not.
Since when did businesses start replacing paying customers with freeloaders? Is that a good business model in their eyes?
Are paying customers going to be told to give up their seats and wait for another flight all because some fatso gets a whole row to himself free of charge?
Also, why would someone so fat, that needs three seats, fly anyway? Where are they even going? Because they are not likely to fly for work.
And you better make sure you triple-check that your luggage does not weigh an ounce more than what is demanded. Because then you will have to pay extra. You did that to yourself. You knew the weight limits. You were in control. Your problem. Not the airlines.
If this was in New York, would this be illegal for average-sized people since airlines can no longer discriminate because of weight? Well, I think we all know the answer to that one.
Weight is also malleable. Therefore, we should all identify as obese. Don’t let these skinny-phobes tell you otherwise. They don’t know how we are feeling. If I feel fat, then I am fat. Now give me my entire row, bigots!
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