Golly. It sure was offensive what Roseanne Barr said about Valerie Jarrett. Hey, here’s criminally unfunny Samantha Bee (see Cancer Patient Mocked by Samantha Bee Responds. And It’s Perfect… and Samantha Bee Defends ‘Grace’ Attacking Aziz Ansari. What She Gets Wrong.). Calling Ivanka Trump a “feckless c*nt” for *squints at notes* tweeting a photo of herself with her son.
“Ivanka Trump, who works at the White House, chose to post the second most oblivious tweet we’ve seen this week. Ivanka, that’s a beautiful photo of you and your child, but let me just say, one mother to another, do something about your dad’s immigration practices, you feckless c*nt!”
“He listens to you. Put on something tight and low-cut and tell your father to fucking stop it. Tell him it was an Obama thing and see how it goes, okay?”
And in the ironic timing department, look where Bee will be today:
We are less than twenty-four hours after outrage over Roseanne tweeting a joke about someone’s looks. Seeing her get fired in record time over a tweet. Here’s a stand-up “comedian” calling the president’s daughter a “c*nt.” Not even because Ivanka did something partisan. Not that it would be less disgusting if she did. But all Ivanka did was share a picture of her with her kid.
Start the clock. Let’s see how long before TBS and/or Samantha Bee’s sponsors pull the plug. Fair is fair. These are the rules of which all public figures must oblige, right? What’s good for the goose and all that. We’ve seen the end of Bee’s career, right? Wait. Right?!
Why are you laughing?