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Rocker Launches Kid Rock for Senate...Wait, Seriously?

Brodigan
July 13, 2017

From the cornfields of Romeo, Michigan. The early morning stoned pimp of the nation. The Detroit city cowboy. The American Bad Ass. And a potential US Senator? The launch of a Kid Rock for Senate website has people saying only God knows why.

Folks, these are the jokes.

I have had a ton of emails and texts asking me if this website is real… https://t.co/RRVgISDFeq The answer is an ab… https://t.co/JA4uOQK1cr
— Kid Rock (@Kid Rock)1499892697.0

Stay tuned, I will have a major announcement in the near future - Kid Rock
— Kid Rock (@Kid Rock)1499892711.0

Now, let's slow our roll a bit. All the links go back to a merch page on Warned Brothers records. There is an above average chance Kid Rock's big announcement is a PR stunt to launch new album.

But it's not like he hasn't been speaking out more and more on political type stuff.

  • Kid Rock Launches ‘American Badass Grill’ by Blowing Up Grills ‘Made in China’
  • LOL: Ana Navarro Can’t Stop Whining About Palin, Nugent, Kid Rock Trolling Hillary Clinton
  • Liberals Seek Cover! Kid Rock Launches Pro-Trump Clothing Line
  • Kid Rock to Confederate Flag Protestors: ‘Kiss My A**’

Are you scared? You're not being unreasonable. Stranger things have happened. A reality TV star with a Twitter fettish is leader of the free world. Michigan went Republican in 2016. Lena Dunham lost weight. If sometimes you wake up feeling like you're living in a parallel universe, sure. I get it.

I say, if Kid Rock does run, I'm all in like a crazy gambler. Rumors of Dwane "The Rock" Johnson are also spinning in the social media flatulence winds. If actual politicians didn't act like such dingbats, maybe we wouldn't have a flurry of celebrities teasing about running for office. Alas. Here we are.

Chief of Staff Ted Nugent, could it be a thing?

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