Rocker Launches Kid Rock for Senate...Wait, Seriously?
From the cornfields of Romeo, Michigan. The early morning stoned pimp of the nation. The Detroit city cowboy. The American Bad Ass. And a potential US Senator? The launch of a Kid Rock for Senate website has people saying only God knows why.
Folks, these are the jokes.
I have had a ton of emails and texts asking me if this website is real… https://t.co/RRVgISDFeq The answer is an ab… https://t.co/JA4uOQK1cr— Kid Rock (@Kid Rock)1499892697.0
Stay tuned, I will have a major announcement in the near future - Kid Rock— Kid Rock (@Kid Rock)1499892711.0
Now, let's slow our roll a bit. All the links go back to a merch page on Warned Brothers records. There is an above average chance Kid Rock's big announcement is a PR stunt to launch new album.
But it's not like he hasn't been speaking out more and more on political type stuff.
- Kid Rock Launches ‘American Badass Grill’ by Blowing Up Grills ‘Made in China’
- LOL: Ana Navarro Can’t Stop Whining About Palin, Nugent, Kid Rock Trolling Hillary Clinton
- Liberals Seek Cover! Kid Rock Launches Pro-Trump Clothing Line
- Kid Rock to Confederate Flag Protestors: ‘Kiss My A**’
Are you scared? You're not being unreasonable. Stranger things have happened. A reality TV star with a Twitter fettish is leader of the free world. Michigan went Republican in 2016. Lena Dunham lost weight. If sometimes you wake up feeling like you're living in a parallel universe, sure. I get it.
I say, if Kid Rock does run, I'm all in like a crazy gambler. Rumors of Dwane "The Rock" Johnson are also spinning in the social media flatulence winds. If actual politicians didn't act like such dingbats, maybe we wouldn't have a flurry of celebrities teasing about running for office. Alas. Here we are.
Chief of Staff Ted Nugent, could it be a thing?