I used to play in a regular Texas Hold 'Em game. Then we started to attract actual gambling degenerates who would call their bookie to bet on tennis during the breaks, and I realized my $100 buy-in meant nothing to them. Even so, we'd play cards, rag on each other, and keep it dignified. That wasn't the case in Los Angeles, where a "yo' mama" joke led to a brawl and a cop tazing someone.

TMZ, taking a break from their Dave Chapelle scoops, reports this incident took place at the HUSTLER Casino. We're not sure what led to the argument, but the bald dude saying "yo' mama" is where things popped off. Outkick frames it as boomer vs zoomer. That makes sense because the boomer was corny and the zoomer overreacted. Any GenXer knows the proper response to someone ragging on your mom is to say, "I don't have a mother, me and my father share yours."

Zoomer McZoomface threw a punch and spit. Boomer McBoomface grabbed a table. Copper McSecurity was excited about the opportunity to whip out his taser. All men involved in the fisticuffs were banned from the Hustler Casino. It's Hustler. They have standards that need to be upheld.

If I were to guess what happened? There were dranks, and someone got bluffed by a 2-7 off-suit. I've seen people get angry at that before. But we kept each others' moms out of it.

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