It's official, the Trump/Russia story is faker than a porn star's mammary cannons. The left went all-in on the allegations of the Donald being a closeted Slav-squatter. Said lefties' only success has been proving themselves to be a bunch of gullible douchemeisters. Paul Joseph Watson, who these same media stalwarts say is a conspiracy theorist, is calling the real conspiracy theorists out over their colossal f*ckup.

He seems to be enjoying it:

The same media that relentlessly calls me a "fake news conspiracy theorist" just spent the last two years pushing what turned out to be the biggest fake news conspiracy theory since Saddam Hussein's non-existent weapons of mass destruction. Who's the conspiracy theorist now?

Yes! Preach on, Paul.

The left was so desperate certain Trumpy was a double-secret Russian plant. All along, there was zero evidence to back up those claims. This is what happens, boys and girls, when you get behind causes without making sure the facts line up. You're eventually gonna turn yourself into a chuckle-fodder for those of us who don't fall for tin-hat conspiracy garbage.

Note also how the conspiracy pushers all said the same lines. Kinda looks like they're reading from a script sent over from the DNC mothership. It's bad enough to have s**t for brains. Even worse when the mental diarrhea isn't even your own.

The left has done a bang-up job embarrassing the bejeezus out of themselves with these conspiracies. All peeps like Paul Joseph Watson have to do is sit back and revel in it. Couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch.

Seeing as we're talking fake Mother Russia conspiracies:

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