Any time you turned on the news this week, you could see mobs of people ignoring social distancing guidelines, not a care in the world about how they're all literally killing their grandma. Seems like such a far cry from people freaking out over a pool party in the Ozarks. Let's refresh our memories.

Funny thing about this pool party that was literally going to spread the deadly granny-killing virus: According to the Missouri health director, no such thing happened.

The large crowds of people at the Lake of the Ozarks over Memorial Day weekend have not led to any more reported cases of COVID-19, Missouri's top health official health department said Wednesday.

"The answer, to our knowledge, is no," Dr. Randall Williams, director of the Department of Health and Senior Services, said when asked whether more cases have come from the gatherings, photos of which showed throngs of people close together without wearing masks.

I should point out that ONE person tested positive. There you go, fact-checkers.

Here's the thing. Because once people stop virtue-signaling over how being social justicey is worth the health risks, they're going to go back to telling us that we need to social distance (see COMEDIAN POINTS OUT ABSURDITY OF LOCKDOWNS BY REPLACING 'COVID' WITH 'CAR ACCIDENT' and REPORTER'S THREAD NAILS LEFT'S HYPOCRISY FOR BLASTING REOPEN PROTESTS, BUT ENCOURAGING BLM RIOTS). What we need to do is tell them to all eat a dick when they do.

It's over. No more phased openings. Time to let people get back to their livelihoods and ability to provide for their families. If they want to crush beers in a pool, that's OK too.

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