I'm sure you've heard. If you haven't, that's okay too. This week Turkish President Erdogan's brute squad, acted like liberals who saw a friendly mob of Christian bakers with heterosexual wedding cakes (see Mobs of “Tolerant” Leftists Violently Protest Election Outcome and Liberal Protesters Get Violent, Attack Police, Attendees). Well, there's new video showing Erdogan ordering the beatings himself. Allegedly.

Someone inside the car talks to a guard outside the car. There's a nod. Then suddenly the beatings commence. Yeah, seems too coincidental to me as well. Allegedly and stuff. I also noticed once the beatings began, no one in the car acted urgently to stop them. Instead, I was waiting for a French maid, or maybe a woman in a burka, to sashay over with tea. Allegedly.

Again, we can't stress this enough. Feelings about protesters aside, these were American citizens attacked by foreign nationals on American soil. "The Turks are coming the Turks are coming" hasn't the same ring as "The British are coming to take us away, ha ha, he he, ho ho to the funny farm..." Wait, wrong song.

It now appears the President of Turkey ordered the attack... (ALLEGEDLY) against American citizens on American soil. And attacked because, we're quoting Daily Wire here, "your Kurdish freedom flag was too large" is the new "your skirt was too short."

I have another quotable quotation for the goons: Get your dictatorial butt cheeks out of American affairs, lest Americans armed with more than lame banners grind your groin parts into breakfast sausage. Allegedly.

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