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The word "hero" is thrown around a lot today. As does the word "pettiness." This video brings the two together in glorious fashion.

We here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website aren't ones for hyperbole, but this is the greatest video we've ever seen. Everything about it is perfection. Our dude enjoying a glass of Chardonnay. The automatic captions picking up the Mariachi singing "Gauantamara." The ex and their friend having to take it without reacting.

It's a viral video, so please allow that this could be all staged knowing how easily maniuplated we content hustlers are. I always try to do a little research before, but not here. I want to believe this is real. If it turns out not to be, my disappointment would only be rivaled by when they told me pro wrestling was fake.

If I could offer one critique from a content standpoint, I would have filmed the conversation of me booking the maraichi to mark the occasion.

BASED BRO: How much to serenade my lying, cheating, whore of an ex as they move out on Saturday?

MANUEL MARIACHI: Decir menos.

The comments of this 10/10 content didn't disappoint either:

"Bro hired a professional rage baiter."
"Not them almost dropping the TV and the Guantanamera keeps on going."
"Money does buy happiness."
"The level of pettiness I love to see."
"People are being pettier than me and I need to fix that."

If nothing else, besides being the reigning, defending, undisputed, pound-for-pound champion of pettiness, this guy may have revitalized the Mariachi industry. I don't know how many people are hiring Mariachis these days. You know, what with Trump and ICE and all that.

Offering your Mariachi services for trolling or revenge could open up an entirely new revenue stream. They could charge double if the person wants them to learn a Taylor Swift song in Spanish.

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