The existence of Bigfoot, Unicorns, or a pair of wired earbuds lasting more than two weeks have more believability than Trump’s alleged Russian collusion. Yet, the left refuses to let it go. So far, the FBI’s only been uncovering attempts by Russians to pit American against American. The Slav-squatting schemers have even been going so far as to organize anti-Trump protests.
One protest in particular even featured that gelatinous left-wing blob who consumes everything in his path, Michael Moore:
Michael Moore, the polemical filmmaker who has long accused President Trump of colluding with Russians, posted videos and pictures of himself participating in a protest in Manhattan that was allegedly organized by Russians in November 2016.
Prosecutors said Friday that the Russians indicted for meddling in the presidential campaign were also behind anti-Trump rallies that occured after the election.
The government alleged in an indictment signed by Special Counsel Robert Mueller that the defendants organized a Nov. 12 “Trump is NOT my President” rally in New York. Their “strategic goal” was to “sow discord in the U.S. political system,” the indictment said.
On Nov. 12, Moore tweeted: “At today’s Trump Tower protest. He wouldn’t come down.”
Imagine constantly peppering the Donald with flak over Russia, only to find out later you were an unwitting pawn for those same Russians.
I’m sure blubber butt Mike has an excuse for this blunder. Perhaps he was hungry and prowling New York in hopes of raiding a hot dog cart. After buying the vendor out, Moore waddled upon what he thought was a grassroots protest against the Trump. He was probably too focused on his hatred of The Orange One and ingesting his cartload of franks to notice the prevalence of Adidas tracksuits. The funny haircuts. The lingering odor of vodka. An absence of underarm deodorant.
Important sidenote on “blubber butt”: At first I was going to call Michael (or maybe that’s Mikhail) a “bubble butt.” But following a critically important text conversation with Writing Staff LWC, I found myself on urban dictionary. They’re all saying “bubble butt” refers to a large, toned posterior. Where I grew up, it was always an insult from old people to fatties. Regional differences, I guess. Ergo “blubber butt” for Mikhail Moore. These are the things that matter.
I don’t know the actual score but, as it stands, leftists have more ties to the Russians than Trump. You have shady deals between the Russkies and
Satan’s mother-in-law Hillary Clinton. Secret Russian back channels with Barry Big Ears. Michael Moore as an unsuspecting lemming for the Kremlin.
There’s only one thing still missing. A smoking revolver in the clutches of the Donald’s minuscule hand.
Yet, the never-ending Russia story goes on and on: