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Retired Marine Bartender Beats Up Armed Thug Trying to Rob Him
You ever have one of those days where you wish you'd done things differently? Well, this criminalizing douchenugget is having one right now. He thought it wise to hold up the bartender at an alcohol imbibement facility. He immediately came to regret his decision after a retired Marine kicked his ass.
Check it out:
Altoona police said a retired Marine Corps combat veteran disarmed a man trying to rob a bar early Tuesday morning.
According to police, a black man walked into Ajay's Bar sometime around 1 a.m and attempted to rob the bar. Police said the retired Marine, who was bartending, was able to disarm the robber while he was handing over money from the cash register.
Police said the two got into a struggle, and one round was fired from the gun. Neither of them were hit by the bullet, but police said they believe the suspect has obvious facial injuries from being hit with the gun.
Police said the bartender wasn't hurt.
The bitch boy of a robber managed to escape from his ass-beating, but not without a couple of black eyes and a fat lip. Maybe he'll learn his lesson and keep his grubby paws off of other people's greenbacks. Then again, maybe not.
Dicky McDickface here should count himself lucky the bartender chose a non-lethal means of resistance. Otherwise, he might be laying on a slab right now. Lucky for robber boy, he lives to commit felonies another day.
There's a valuable lesson to take from this tale. There are no happy endings when you live the thug life. Hopefully, after he makes parole, this robbing turdlet will see the error of his ways and opt for a more legitimate line of work. Until then, the only thing he has to look forward to is dodging Nasty Nate's advances in the prison shower.