Consider this a palate cleanser to start the week before Joe Biden's presidency puts a bad taste back in your mouth. This Florida man has other concerns. When a bear came chasing a his dogs into the porch, this man didn't think twice.
Man fights off bear trying to attack his dogs
"Oh. My. GOD! I just got attacked by a f*cking bear.”
The video was captured by a RING camera back in 2022, but is making its viral way around the Internet again today. Our hero, Walter Hickox, told the local press
he didn't have time to think
before saving his 12-year-old dachshund, Pepper.
"Not a lot went through my head at the moment, other than what’s going to happen if he gets past me and into the house where the rest of my dogs and my wife was at."
Hickox suffered minor puncture wounds and slash marks.
What makes the video isn't the heroism, though. It's how exciting our man here was about it. The dude just fights off a bear. He's lucky he's alive and that the bear didn't come back for round two or try a ninja-like sneak attack. Instead, he was all like "check this sh*t out," as he told everyone in the house.