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October 20, 2022
Watch: Legend stands outside building with a lint roller to illustrate how conditioned Americans are to comply
My man here's move is so brilliant, as much as I would love to tell you I wouldn't have fallen for this I can't honestly say I wouldn't have. We've all had to walk through metal detectors to get into buildings. We've all been waved with a wand to get into concerts or sporting events. This guy combined the two.
Only instead of a metal detector, he wanded people with a lint brush. You know, like to remove lint from your clothing.
One thing I've learnt from the past few years...folk will literally comply with anything without asking questions.
I need more details to know how far he took this. Standing outside with a wand-looking apparatus in your hand, while it's funny to watch, is easy. It proves the point about compliance no questions asked, but we've grown so accustomed to what we have to do to enter buildings, people could just not be paying attention.
What would drive the point home and leave no doubt is a sign outside the door "The CDC has determined SCHMOVID can be spread by lint." That way people are forced to focus and realize that this dude is holding a lint roller, and in order to enter the building to go to work or your apartment, you need to have all lint removed from your person. Remember, we are all in this together.
And just like the people who check schmax cards outside of concerts, he's not even paying attention or doing a thorough job. But, you know... SCIENCE!
This is 10/10 content. It proves a cultural point and does so in a way that is creative and hilarious. Well done, friend.
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