Suicide is normally a pretty heavy topic. Nobody likes the idea of their closest friends or family becoming so disheartened, the only comfort they can find is a .357 to their temple. Not a pleasant situation at all, unless of course you're a leftist. If this video is to be believed, leftists think suicide makes for one heck of a knee slapper, so long as it's white guys who are blowing their brains out...

Maine Democratic Party members think it's hilarious that white men are committing suicide at record rates.

Video from a recent "Values and Vision" community meeting shows former Maine senatorial candidate Richard Fochtmann saying he thought this increase in so-called "deaths of despair" was "great."

After saying the Democrats need to encourage more "young people" and "women" to join their party, Fochtmann said: "Today, you know, I saw a thing that said a lot of men, white men, are committing suicide. I almost thought, 'yeah, great!'"

The crowd burst into laughter.

"Then I thought about it little more, and I thought maybe I shouldn't say that out in public," he said.

How compassionate of you, Dick...

So, this ponytailed asshat wants more dead white boys? I wonder, Richard, have you by chance caught your reflection at any point? Or, was your washed-up hippie ass too busy rolling joints, transcendentally meditating, and listening to Crosby, Stills, and Nash? Well, here's a bombshell for you, Dicky. You're a freakin' honky. You want whitey to off himself? Put your rubles where your mouth is, comrade. I have a sneaking suspicion not too many people would miss you.

Kidding, of course. KIDDING!

Had the hemp sandal been on the other foot, I highly doubt the issue would be so chuckle-worthy to the left. If a black tranny or a gay illegal jumps off a bridge, the left squeals injustice like a stuck Trigglypuff. But, since the suicidees are low on the melanin (and usually vote Republican), har dee har har.

How fitting that the event was called "Values and Vision." Because the end of white guys is exactly what leftists want. A few years ago, that would have sounded like whacked-out conspiracy theory, but there is plenty of the videographic evidences to support that leftists want the pale man taken out, by his own hand or otherwise. I suppose if us white guys want to stick around, we had better start working on our tans.

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