LIBERAL FIGHT: Jane Fonda Spanks 'Pretty Boy' Justin Trudeau on Canadian Oil
CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT! On one side, Justin "I Feel Pretty" Trudeau. On the other, Jane "I Used to Be Pretty" Fonda. Folks, these are the jokes.
The battleground, the Alberta Oil Sands.
Fonda, who toured the area in Canada on Wednesday, said environmentalists everywhere were impressed by Trudeau at the Paris climate conference in late 2015.
But they say the seemingly charming politician has let them down and 'betrayed' his stance with his latest decision.
'We all thought, well, cool guy. What a disappointment,' she said.
'He talked so beautifully of needing to meet the requirements of the climate treaty and to respect and hold to the treaties with indigenous people. Such a heroic stance he took there, and yet he has betrayed every one of the things he committed to in Paris.'
Side note: Have you ever seen the "oil sands"? It literally can serve no other purpose. It's like God put it there to say "Oil. There. Nothing but oil. See it? Take it." Here, I Googled a picture of it for you.
FORT MCMURRAY, AB - JUNE 20: The Shell Oil Jackpine open pit mine uses trucks that are 3 stories tall, weigh one million pounds, and cost 7 million dollars each. There is explosive growth in the oil field areas around Fort McMurray, Alberta, Canada. The oil extracted from this area is the product that would travel through the proposed Keystone XL oil pipeline. (Photo by Michael S. Williamson/The Washington Post via Getty Images)
Okay, so oil. Lots of it. Also, what do you think was used to fuel all the fun transportation devices to get Fonda and the gang to any given place where they might protest? Angel dust? Happy thoughts? Hardly. But the funny issue here is "I Feel Pretty" Trudeau is about as left as they come (see Canada’s Feminist Justin Trudeau Visits Mosque, Turns Out It’s a Sexist One… and Retired General Shames Justin Trudeau for Fangirling Over Fidel Castro). Everyone who loves socialism loves Trudeau, I thought. Plus that hair. Oh how it waves.
Fonda, who is on a trip organized by Greenpeace, is calling for a stop to pipelines and oil sands development.
'I guess the lesson is we shouldn't be fooled by good-looking liberals no matter how well-spoken they are,' Fonda said.
Oh no she didn't! Of course her statement could also be applied to Obama, but let's not go there. I know I've already issued a sidenote, but another fun fact is that Jane Fonda is more commonly known for touring North Vietnam while we were at war with Vietnam. Nice lady. Here, I Googled a picture for you:
Sitting side by side with a soldier tasked with killing Americans. Lovely lady, that Jane Fonda.
Conclusion? Leftists are hateful hypocrites, and it's always a hoot to watch them tear each other down. A nice little break from how they try tearing conservatives down, which unwittingly lead to massive Republican electoral victories.
Speaking of a leftist hypocrite with no sense of reality, check out Bernie Sanders being a douchespoon to an American business owner.