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WATCH: Lauren Southern's Guide to 'Trigger Free' Halloween Costumes!
Halloween is fast approaching, which means it's time to check your privilege - multiple times, to be safe. That is, unless you want to be swept up into a flurry of angered SJW bovines. Some people are into that. Costume season is prime for cultural appropriation and sexism... So Lauren Southern and Faith Goldy took a page out of UMass's book (see UMass Issues "Threat Chart" for Halloween Costumes). They created a nifty guide showing you how to ensure this year's Halloween costumes are politically correct...
Culturally appropriated costumes are out this year, also sexy outfits are a big no-no. As Lauren stated in the video, slutting it up on sacred Hallows' Eve? Not cool. Cover thine mammalian protuberances, patriarchal harlot!
But a flourish of strumpets going topless for a "cause" is still A-OK. And totes brave.
Halloween is supposed to be a time for kids to dress up and run around town asking for candy, riding on a sugary wave of decadence. They also get to find out which neighbors are stingy and worthy of a thorough toilet papering. It's a time for increasing your risk of diabetes, not being politically correct.
Surprisingly enough, the one holiday encouraging silly clothing and making demands doesn't get the leftist stamp of approval. It's too potentially "problematic," you see. As is the case with just about every holiday, celebration, or thing in general.
Plenty of lessons can be learned this Halloween. The most important of which being: social justice sphincters ruin everything. Which is why this year you may find yourself wanting to throw trigger warnings to the wind. Who doesn't? It's liberating. If so, check out our list of Top 5 Politically Incorrect Halloween Costumes Sure to Tick Off Your Liberal Friends.
Speaking of Halloween lessons...
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