Jon Stewart Admits Leftists Don't Care About Russian Collusion
Jon Stewart is practically a demigod in the eyes of leftist hipsters. They used to get weak in the knees when he would scribble on pieces of paper and bash all things non-leftist. Well, they may not be too happy with their former mascot's surprising moment of zen.
Stewart just admitted what we've known all along. Lefties don't really care about Russian collusion:
After comparing Trump to an incurable virus, Stewart warned Democrats against relying on the Mueller investigation or any other scandal to force Trump out of office before his first term is up. “In the same way that Donald Trump doesn’t really care about the word ‘cunt,’ let’s be honest with ourselves,” he said. “We don’t really give a fuck about Russia.”
If the Russians had somehow helped Hillary Clinton and it had prevented Trump from being elected in the first place, Stewart said Democrats would have tried their best to look the other way. “But now we’ve got to act like it’s super important,” he said, because we think it could end his presidency. “Fuck impeaching the guy, fuck any of that stuff,” he added. “Beat him, in an election, with ideas.”
It's nice to see a lefty admit "Mueller Time" isn't coming. The reality is the left is trying to put the Donald out on his orange posterior any way they can. Hence, their made-up concerns about Trump being a double-secret slav-squatter.
Prior to that glorious night of leftist tears, progressives were claiming the election was impossible to rig. Then, the moment they lost, it was a steady stream of tin hat conspiracy theories about Adidas tracksuit-clad hackers bashing Hillary on 4Chan between swigs of Stolichnaya.
I doubt Jon's admission is going to sway his lefty comrades toward abandoning their faux-paranoia. So long as the hay-haired gent with the carrot complexion is behind the Resolute Desk, they're going to be scheming to oust him.
This is a story with no end: