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D'oh BidenFebruary 22, 2024
Steve Doocy says what we're all thinking about Biden being untrusted walking up stairs: "Why don't they just..."
Apropos of nothing, I have Steve Doocy's cookbook and his lasagna grilled cheese sandwiches are out of this world. Now that I made myself hungry, let's talk about Joe Biden falling down a lot.
Biden falls down so much that his team had to put protocols in place to prevent his losing battle with gravity. Though their concern is less about elder abuse as much as it is, and I quote, "Often without context, Republicans have used video clips of Biden looking confused about where to go after speeches to raise further questions about his age."
Some of those protocols are to have him take the short steps when boarding Air Force One (not unlike taking the short bus) and to have Secret Service stationed at the bottom to prevent him from doing another Kamala Harris impersonation and going down. It's not enough because the old AF Biden still finds a way to, at best, only ALMOST embarrass himself.
VIGOR: Biden almost trips (twice) as he boards Air Force One — despite using the short stairs to avoid tripping pic.twitter.com/CkoLnwLV2q
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) February 20, 2024
Doocy Sr. asks the all-important question.
"Can't someone just carry him!?"
"Can't someone just carry him!?"
Biden's staff has him wearing sneakers because he slips on the baby steps when he wears dress shoes. pic.twitter.com/ijBi1Sbuwj
— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) February 21, 2024
This what Democrats have to contend with if they're gonna Weekend-at-Bernie's a guy around the country whose brain is 69% tapioca pudding. Biden has many enemies: senility, incontinence, Donald Trump, etc. But none more so than gravity.
Down goes Biden! Down goes Biden! Down goes Biden! https://t.co/WAMewsnQKJ
— Louder with Crowder Dot Com (@LWCnewswire) June 1, 2023
I'm surprised Biden hasn't found a way to blame gravity for inflation, failing Bidenomics, and his bad poll numbers.
BREAKING :Joe Biden falls down again, this time off his bike.
NOT BREAKING: Everything is better with music… pic.twitter.com/RVZeist7gj
— Louder with Crowder Dot Com (@LWCnewswire) June 18, 2022
Please note: independent fact-checkers have rated this following video as "manipulated media." Biden really fell. But it wasn't because Trump hit him with a golf ball.
It wasn’t the wind folks. pic.twitter.com/jYc01dBZCe
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) March 19, 2021
Maybe Elder Doocy has something. It might be less embarrassing to have Secret Service carry him up the stairs. Sure, we're all going to laugh at him either way. But at least the old coot wouldn't keep hurting himself.
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