God bless Jim Acosta. The unwitting fool took a school field trip to the Mexico/American border to prove a wall is a silly idea. Plot twist: what he managed to do was prove the wall is a great idea. This is why you always want to ensure, when you take a school trip, you go with a parent or guardian.

Perhaps, and this is just spitballing conjecture here, there's no "national emergency situation" in McAllen, Texas because -- and bear with me -- there's a barrier. Maybe, just maybe, illegal immigrants are aware McAllen, Texas has border security in the form of a fence and try their border B&Es elsewhere.

A point which isn't lost on people who have a few more brain cells than Mr. Acosta.

Hmm. Seems possible.

Yeah, but Ben, Jim Acosta is wearing Ray-Ban sunglasses. So he's a "cool dolt" at least.

Jim is competing with Lizzie Warren for greatest self-own. It's getting to be a tight race.

And my favorite from Ryan, because it's short and sweet:

That's right, Jimmy-kins. Fences, walls, some kind of border security, bags and bags of doggy poo, act as deterrents. Which was, at least as I understood it, rather the whole freaking point of the wall.

But hey, those who cannot do fly themselves down to the border, flip on the camera phone and make idiots of themselves. God, I love the First Amendment.

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