Hillary is looking for interns. Originally she was going to recruit with Tinder because…Tinder’s so hot right now. But Bill Clinton got a hold of the password and…folks, these are the jokes. We don’t do impressions. Though I have a great bit about airline food. What’s the deal, right?
Here is the tweet.
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) August 16, 2015
Noticing one thing missing? Anything… anything… Oh yeah! A salary. The same Hillary Clinton who wants to put fast food workers out of work because computers are cheaper than paying some $15 an hour to press buttons for you pay McDonalds employees $15 an hour doesn’t want to pay people to wor…I mean “intern” on her campaign. This isn’t new for the Clintons, and they’ve been blasted from the left before…
I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. Unpaid work is common in campaigns, and as secretary of State, Hillary worked for the Obama administration. At the same time the administration was cracking down on unpaid internships in the private sector, it continued not paying the 300 annual interns in the White House.
Obama’s wave of Millennial support in 2008 emphasized the importance of the youth vote. The Clinton campaign has already started to court young people as evident in her huge social media efforts right out of the gate, even enlisting Beyoncé.
But it doesn’t bode well that a campaign seeking younger voters would callously overlook my generation’s biggest struggle: employment. Nearly 14% of us are unemployed. After two straight years of unemployment, I thought things were looking up with a potential Hillary victory.
Side note to author: 14% of your generation are unemployed and you’ve been unemployed for two years… yet you’re supporting the ideology that’s been responsible for massive unemployment for the past seven years? That makes sense! LOL at you.
So much LOL at you.
But yeah, if you’re chill with poverty but want to make history with Clinton, sign up to be a wage slave for Hillary!