Once more with feeling: just because you want something, doesn't mean you have a right to it. This includes sexual intercourse. You do not have the right to be found attractive. You do not have the right for someone to spread their legs for you, undress for you, talk dirty to you. Be that in front of, behind, or nowhere near a camera. Yet Holly Go Dick In Your Face got his jockstrap all in a twist because a male photographer, who initially wanted to get it on for a porn video, rescinded his sexy time offer once he found out the "lady" wasn't actually a lady.

From the UK Sun:

Ria Cooper, 25, who became Britain's youngest trans person when she transitioned 10 years ago, says an anonymous photographer messaged her saying he wanted them to have sex on camera and sell the resulting porno.

But when the anonymous photographer found out Ria Cooper still had twigs and berries, he changed his mind. That's when Ria went to the police.

In messages exchanged over WhatsApp, the photographer claimed he couldn't work with her because "she has a c***".

The woman from Hull, East Yorks., has reported the comments to Humberside Police, which is investigating the incident as a hate crime.

Clearly I need to womansplain how to behave like a woman to Ria: if a woman is in any way on the internet, she receives creepy messages from men requesting nude photos, sex, or just any kind of attention. Maybe there's a woman out there who's reported these requests to the police. Personally, I've only reported these f*cknuckles when the comments reach actual stalker status. But when I, and every other lady I know, gets weird sex messages from internet dudes (it happens regularly), we ignore the sender, delete the message, hit block or mute.

The end.

Ria here acted like every internet creep, not like a lady. Ria, a dude, was refused sex by another dude. So Ria did what all internet creeps do: get irrationally angry for being denied sex.

I'm assuming the police are investigating the hate crime for the language the photographer used when denying Ria free access to his dingle-dangle. Which is just as stupid as being denied the penis, in my opinion. If a person doesn't want to screw you, they don't have to. No means no. No means no even if the no was initially a yes then they changed their mind before the act took place. Even if the person changing their mind called you a name you didn't like, so what. To report them for a hate crime because you didn't get what you wanted and he called you some words you didn't like is just peak internet creeper dude. Because real ladies deal with this all the time and go about our lives without filing hate crime reports.

Also, being called a name you don't like isn't a hate crime. It's called life and Ria needs to act like everyone else and deal with it, not demand special treatment just because "she" has a penis. Read also Dear Trans People: If You Want to be Treated Normally, Stop Demanding Special Rights.

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