Last night’s #GOPDebate was a barn-burner. Filled with a crap ton of excitement, drama, infighting, and, frankly, plenty of Donald Trump. Fox Business, they take his calls. Sure there were a few freindly faces missing from the stage, mainly Rand Paul aka Toilet Brush Hair, and Carly “Honey badger” Fiorina. They were missed.
Sadly John… Ketchup? Katnip? Katniss? No, that’s someone else… well, that guy, the son of the mailman, he was there. Watch!
It’s not a GOP debate without Ben Carson’s adorability. Oh that guy. He saves babies, he’s soft spoken, he’s touching so many lives. Awwww!
No doubt there’s much more to come as the primary season heats up! Will Cruz tell Trump to visit Canada? Will Ben Carson get asked a decent question? Will Chris Christie be the new face of Weight Watchers?
Whoops, trigger warning: fat shaming.
Only time will tell. What was your favorite moment of the GOP Debate?
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