Amy "My Vagina Sees More Action Than a 50¢ Petting Zoo" Schumer is no stranger to missing the mark. But as a furry feminist mascot, it's surprising to see leftists unimpressed with her work. Or in this case, even turn on her. It seems they super duper don't dig her new movie. As per Twitter's description:

The star released a trailer for her upcoming film, I Feel Pretty, a comedy about body image. Some people, including feminist comedian Sofie Hagen (@SofieHagen), have some issues with the way Schumer is tackling the subject.

Here's the trailer, should you want to torture yourself with three minutes of the sweaty Schumester for the sake of context:

Let the bitchfest begin!

Apparently Amy's crime is not being ugly or fat enough. Despite the fact her pudge (and general grossness) has put off plenty of men nationwide. Girl needs to gain a few hundred extra pounds before she can empower women. Them's the rules.

Her real mistake, however, is building a brand off of feminism in the first place. This isn't the first time she's been stomped by the herd (see Leftists Turn on Amy Schumer for 'Racist' Parody Video!). And mark my words, it won't be the last.

A round of applause for feminists, please. They're successfully showing the world how impossible their standards are. Not even the shameless queen of body positivity herself can sate them. A blood sacrifice is needed.

And, still, feminists wonder why nobody likes them. It has nothing to do with the patriarchy and everything to do with them being insufferable crybabies.

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