Feminists have chosen their mascot for 2018. It's not a pink, hairy, smelly cat. It's not a bikini-clad, morbidly obese woman. It's not even a real life vajayjay. It's an asexual crustacean.

The marbled crayfish (aka marmorkrebs) came into existence about 25 years ago as the result of a major mutation in a single crayfish. They became popular with aquarium owners in Germany in the 1990s.

The mutation made the crayfish able to clone themselves — and reproduce only female offspring.

The cray-cray fish are invading European lakes as pet owners release their rapidly growing colonies. Now, all blob-shaped p*ssy hat wearers want to be just like the slithery, hard-shelled creature. Gross and forever alone. Mission accomplished.

Just imagine an army of buzzcut women, feeding on BuzzFeed and burritos, invading Washington. Replicating themselves at ungodly speeds. Hard pass.

One member of the LGBT community was the voice of sanity.

This hysteria makes a massive point: feminists are the sexist ones. Their misandry is seeping out at a worrying rate. Also, they're insufferable whiners.

Imagine f0r a second, men saying some of the things they're tweeting.

"When will mankind be able to reproduce this way? Women are garbage."

"All-male political and business environment. We don't need women around."

Outrage. Burning cars. Apocalypse by methane as fast-food-fueled blobs invade the capital.

SJWs claim to tout equal rights, all while singling out a group born with different plumbing. It's the definition of sexual discrimination. If women really are being treated unequally, it's not solved by calling for the extermination of an entire sex. Or world domination by asexual crustaceans.

Feminist logic is just as unsettling as these bottom-dwelling creatures. Example:

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