#FartGate is not the trend we deserve, it is the trend we need. Sure, serious news has its place. We should all stay informed about the issues that matter. Planned Parenthood is killing babies, selling their parts, and suing people who expose them for killing babies and selling their parts. Children are being brainwashed by rotund gender non-conforming sasquatches. Democrats are hoping to impeach a president for [reasons change monthly]. The only good thing to come from the impeachment proceedings was Eric Swalwell, who while on MSNBC, boofed a big wet one.

Behold, the internet making up for its terrible ways in just one trend:

Some of you may recognize the name "Corey Stallings." He worked for Louder with Crowder before embarking upon an engineering career. As his former editor, I asked him to follow up his tweet with an isometric drawing. He delivered:

Proud to know you, Corey. Proud.

Comfortably Smug, Twitter's version of a well-timed smirk, came in with this combo:

I'm also filing a labor dispute, as Swalwell clearly violated the contract of Quarter-Black Garrett who is often tasked with adding fart sounds for our recurring Piece of Sh*t segment. How, now, can he fulfill his producing doodies?

Most fortunately for humanity, the FCC head responded:

But Smug wasn't the only one who took this stinker seriously. Here comes Tim Pool full of research.

So thorough, Tim. Glad to see that when it comes to wet butt trumpets, we're all on the same ply.

Not to be outdone by Ian Miles Cheong, who had to go there with a Biden meme. Solid work, Ian. Unlike Eric, who's work was more gaseous in nature.

All this attention caused Tooter in Chief to deny, deny, deny his gas-passing ways. So a media figure did a little digging:

The gentleman doth protest too much, hestinks.

But wait, because now we're slowing down the footage.

Confirmed.

At some point during the night, Hardball went running to Swalwell's defense, armed with a scapegoat and a book of matches.

Blaming a mug. So for the record, Elizabeth Warren sells billionaire tears, Daily Wire sells cancer, Louder with Crowder sells perfection, and Hardball sells anal aromas.

Not convinced it wasn't something more nefarious, Dave Rubin.

All this blaming inspired someone to speak up on the behalf of mugs and general truth:

You'd think it couldn't get better than a well-timed Epstein meme. Oh how wrongeth you are.

Absolutely epic. It was a tie between the one above, and the one below. It's a fart off, and you need to vote for the winner.

I am dead.

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