DOJ Exposes NSA Leaker! A Typical Liberal Idiot Named 'Reality Winner'
Of course the first person the Trump Administration caught leaking sensitive information would have the name "Reality Winner." This is 2017. This is reality. This is not, as you may have thought, a poorly written teleplay sitting at the bottom of a rejection pile at CBS. But close. So close.
Reality Leigh Winner, 25, a contractor with Pluribus International Corporation in Georgia, is accused of "removing classified material from a government facility and mailing it to a news outlet," according to a federal complaint.
CNN is told by sources that the document Winner allegedly leaked is the same one used as the basis for the article published Monday by The Intercept, detailing a classified National Security Agency memo. The NSA report, dated May 5, provides details of a 2016 Russian military intelligence cyberattack on a US voting software supplier, though there is no evidence that any votes were affected by the hack.
Now, there are a number of questions to be answered. Was this the only document she leaked to the press? What other sensitive information has she seen? How high were her parents to name her "Reality"?
Editor's Note: If she named herself "Reality" how much of an egotistical asshat does one have to be to name herself after that which she's so clearly rejecting?
But first and foremost, how the hell did this person get security clearance?
Perhaps to avoid the imminent trolling on Twitter, where trolls live, feed and never die, "Reality Winner" used the name "Sara Winners." Which is semi-better. Even she knows her parents hated her.
@JZarif There are many Americans protesting US govt aggression towards Iran. If our Tangerine in Chief declares war, we stand with you!— Sara Winners (@Sara Winners) 1486473514.0
Credit where due, "Tangerine in Chief" made me chuckle into my coffee. She likely picked it up elsewhere, but still. Game respects game.
@realDonaldTrump the most dangerous entry to this country was the orange fascist we let into the white house— Sara Winners (@Sara Winners) 1486821684.0
Ah, see, "orange fascist" is old hat. Not saying that you have to pledge undying loyalty to the president at all times (this is not, after all, a dictatorship or a monarchy), but one would think this tweet might have been flagged for observation.
@POTUS #racism that is all— Sara Winners (@Sara Winners) 1486821773.0
"Racism that is all" just proves she HAS pledged undying loyalty to the media's narrative.
#TrumpIsACunt https://t.co/IfL4hQ8pvb— Sara Winners (@Sara Winners) 1485779948.0
Ah, so she really is a moron who doesn't understand how vetting and background checks work.
And my personal favorite...
@kanyewest you should make a shirt that says, "being white is terrorism"— Sara Winners (@Sara Winners) 1488080892.0
There a lot of focus on "extreme vetting" of refugees and immigrants entering this country. Mainly because people who enter this country should be vetted. Much like you usually know people you allow into your home. Strangers are typically not welcome to just waltz inside your casa, open your fridge and take your favorite adult beverage. Or the last of the milk. Now multiply that sentiment times the United States, and you're starting to think like an intelligent person.
Maybe we should consider extreme vetting of who sees, handles, or is even allowed in the same building as classified material? Maybe we should conduct sanity checks, and test how loyal people are to outfits like CNN or Trevor Noah. Because I doubt Reality Winner is the only #resistance douchelord who has access. Also, if you're going to call yourself "the resistance" could you do all of us in the commentary field a little favor and not be so cliche? Too much to ask, I know.
Also, Katy Perry has the intellectual prowess of that rock you finally shook out of your shoe. And the same utility.