While the boys were out this weekend playing beer bong, crushing Busch Apples, and telling girls on the beach they were venture capitalists, Democrats were devising a plan to study dudes and attempt to figure out why the fellas think Democrats suck so hard. They're going to spend $20 million to learn that a top reason why they lost the male vote is that they think they need to spend $20 million to learn why they lost the male vote.

The Life of Julia is going to become The Life of Chad.

Apparently, choosing Tim Walz as a running mate because they felt he would give white dudes "permission" to vote for a woman of color was a mistake. Now they want to try an anthropological study.

Journalismers created another piece of "Democrats still don't know why they lost in 2024" content, this time for the New York Times. They're holding meetings in fancy hotels to discuss commissioning studies into how they can appeal more to... really, anyone other than childless cat ladies. It's the usual collection of boring words Democrats and journalismers (but I repeat myself) organize to avoid placing blame on themselves for losing. But there was one paragraph...

The prospectus for one new $20 million effort, obtained by The Times, aims to reverse the erosion of Democratic support among young men, especially online.

Especially online, where those same Democrats -- besides claiming things like eating meat, working out, and liking pretty girls are right-wing and therefore bad -- have made it their platform to have young men's lives destroyed if they make a joke on X or are accused of anything by a girl, no questions asked. Not only is it not to be questioned, but men (especially the White ones), per the left and the media (but I repeat myself), are not to have an opinion on it.

It is code-named SAM — short for “Speaking with American Men: A Strategic Plan” — and promises investment to “study the syntax, language and content that gains attention and virality in these spaces.”

Democrats enter spaces, ruin them, and make them no fun. Young dudes find other spaces. Democrats want to spend $20 million to study these new spaces so they can ruin them as well.

It recommends buying advertisements in video games, among other things.

Yes, because if there is one thing young male voters are likely to react to, it's politicizing video games.

It's the fact that the people who make decisions for the Democrat Party, and were the people who controlled Joe Biden, still think the ONLY reason to not vote for Kamala was because she was a woman, that donors would have a better return on investment if they cashed out the $20 million in dollar bills, piled them all up, and set them on fire.

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