Listen, every movement has its extreme weirdos. But right-wing sillies wave flags while eating Chick-fil-A, proclaiming how much they love ‘Murcia. Maybe insisting everything should be made in ‘Murcia. Maybe he or she has some bad cutoff jeans and a tramp stamp tattoo of Mount Rushmore. But the following is the climate alarmism’s crazies. Who, at least in my opinion, makes me rethink this whole extinction thing. If these people are humanity’s finest specimens, then God made a mistake when he promised Noah to never again flood the earth.
Extinction Rebellion – Day 3 pic.twitter.com/RxRNukO8IB
— Mike Nayna (@MikeNayna) October 9, 2019
Now according to my sources, (ahem, their website) this “Extinction Rebellion” believes we’re facing mass extinction of our own making right now. And, according to the video above, the best way to stop the extinction is to embrace our inner morons and dance like retarded snake people.
From the Extinction Rebellion site:
We are facing an unprecedented global emergency. Life on Earth is in crisis: scientists agree we have entered a period of abrupt climate breakdown, and we are in the midst of a mass extinction of our own making.
As unabashedly stupid as the idiots above undoubtedly are, they’re not to be outdone by these intellectual stalwarts, who glued their hands to the pavement. You know, to be one with Mother Earth. It makes sense if you think not with your head, but your rectum.
— Jessica Fletcher (@heckyessica) October 10, 2019
Okay, now watch that video again but focus on the girl in the black on the right. She glued her hand before taking off her backpack.
These are the people who want to save the planet. My main and only concern is trying to understand how these packing-peanut brained nimrods can justify their own existence. Is this me being a little callous and insensitive? Sure. But am I wrong? Also, Climate Hippies Dance in a Circle. We are Saved.
No, no, no, I’m not encouraging some kind of mass suicide of Earth’s dumbest inhabitants. They can’t be trusted with that kind of planning. But if this collection of climate concerned twits is the future of humanity, maybe humanity deserves extinction. Or, maybe these kinds of people should be made aware they’re the problem humanity has. Not plastic straws. Not grocery bags. Not Republicans in red hats.
See, it’s not that the world has too many people. Maybe we have too many dumb assh*les trashing up our world with their thought pollution. In my opinion.