Chuck Schumer is what happens when you cross that viral rat carrying a slice of pizza (you remember) with a giant sack of dildos. Which isn't to say he's not a lovely person at a dinner party, only that no he probably isn't. Here's Chuck having a case of the SADZ because Trump, who's President of the United States, didn't give him one little reason to reopen the government. Despite most people not even noticing the darn thing is closed.

He doesn't have to name one, Chuck. The deal was he got funding for his wall -- which is kind of a walk back from his campaign promise of having Mexico pay for the wall but most of us knew that was just smoke up the ass -- in exchange for reopening the government. Catch up: Donald Trump Shoots Fire, Rips Chuck Schumer Over Border Wall and Government Shutdown.

So Trump is just following through with his promise to keep the government shut down until he gets funding for his big, beautiful wall. Seems pretty straightforward to me.

Also, Trump is right. Guess what else? In my personal, tax-paying opinion, everyone not working right now due to the shutdown should be let go, as in fired. If your job isn't essential, why is it a job? If your job can virtually disappear as a negotiation tactic, and no one notices it's gone, get rid of it. I'm really sorry if that means some people have to give up playing on Facebook for six hours of their eight-hour shift, but actually, that's a lie. I don't care. I've no sympathy for people working in superfluous jobs if I'm paying for them to be there.

Long live the government shutdown. Here's to Trump sticking to his guns.

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