Chelsea Handler is terrible. You were expecting a joke there? Okay, how about this: she makes up one-third of the Three Tenors of Criminally Unfunny Harpies along with Amy Schumer and Sarah Silverman (see Presenting the Definitive Collection of Amy Schumer Stealing Jokes and Sarah Silverman Goes on Embarrassing Anti-Trump Rant at ‘Tax Day’ Protest). She also hates immigrants, but that’s a different story.
Handler has caused a stir because she tweeted a thing some are saying is calling for a military coup against Donald Trump.
To all the generals surrounding our idiot-in-chief…the longer U wait to remove him, the longer UR name will appear negatively in history.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) August 11, 2017
Calling for a coup? No.
But wait, it gets better. Because just a few days ago Chelsea was worried about a military state:
What's happening in the state of Missouri is scary and unacceptable. If we don't speak up, this whole country could become a military state.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) August 7, 2017
So four days ago, she was encouraging we speak up, lest the USA become a militarized country. And today she wants a military coup to overthrow Trump.
Lather, rinse, repeat until all brain matter seeps down the shower drain.
Is Handler an idiot? The simplest explanation is usually the tright one. Does she not understand how the government or the world works? Or how to run a search on her own tweets? Did she tweet something she figured would be a hit at next Resist Costume Ball, and didn’t fully think things through? Does she know what “thinking” even is? Maybe not realizing that leftist celebrities acting like they’re above the rest of America is one of the reasons WHY we got Trump in the first place? Is she hoping for a Republican sweep in 2018? Are there any other questions I’ve left out of this paragraph? Boxer or briefs?
And Chelsea Handler is still criminally unfunny. That bears repeating. Not as unfunny as Amy, but everyone needs goals.