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Cenk Uygur Defends (Alleged) Domestic Abuser Michael Avenatti
Creepy porn lawyer Michael Avenatti, who tried destroying the life of Brett Kavanaugh with an unsubstantiated claim from 35 years ago, got busted for (allegedly) beating up his girlfriend (see Michael Avenatti Arrested for Domestic Abuse and Michael Avenatti, Julie Swetnick Referred for Criminal Investigation). Allegedly. We can't say that word enough around here. Being an early frontrunner for the Democrat presidential nomination, there's a question about just how much the left will follow its own mantra of #BelieveAllWomen. Here to quell our curiosity, Cenk Uygur.
TMZ usually has videos. Did they have a video on this one? Why are we listening to TMZ? Don’t listen to any Trump allies, they’re total liars.
[Harvey Levin is a] clear, biased, Trump supporting clown.
TMZ is a Trump ally. They’re not real. They’re not a real news organization.
So for Brett Kavanaugh: believe all women! Asking for proof is sexism. But for Michael Avenatti: WE NEED VIDEO OF DIS! Rules for thee. Not for me.
Cenk then urged Avenatti to sue TMZ. Because for the duck-fat swallowing pundit, a woman accusing a liberal man of anything is very similar to the Armenian genocide. Totes didn't happen.
Even from a rank tribalism standpoint, siding with Avenatti makes just as much sense as Cenk splashed across a GQ spread. Wearing nothing but tight boxers. With polka dots. He seems like a polka dot kind of douche, Cenk. #ChangeMyMind
Avenatti adds nothing the Democrat platform when the Democrats have 217 other potential presidential candidates who didn't treat their girlfriend like a speed bag. Allegedly.
Yes, even creepy porn lawyers deserve due process. But after listening to leftist virtue signaling over who needs to be believed when and for what, you'll have to forgive me for reveling in Michael Avenatti's misery. He is one of the headliners of "the seriousness of the charge blah blah blah" bandwagon. Karma, as they say, can be such a miserable bitch.