I'm going to be real with you. If I'm working at a convenience store and two armed robbers come in, I'd be happy to make them coffee while they take whatever they want. Calgary's Nisar Ahmed, on the other hand?

He wasn't about to let those douchenozzles get away.

Talk about spitting in the face of danger.

Ok, excessive Bret Hart gifs aside (I couldn't help myself when I read Calgary), this guy was pretty bad ass. Creative too. Especially when he left the store, barricaded the robber in, and started hurling foreign objects at them. All to keep them from leaving, mind you. Most people lock doors and throw things to keep robbers out. Our boy Nisar does that to keep them in.

Luckily for the robbers, Nisar opted for fisticuffs instead of a hand cannon. When those ski-masked asshats burst in and threatened his life, he had every right to blow those turdnuggets to kingdom come. That sort of thing happens all the time (see Armed Robbers Hold Up Pizza Shop. Get DROPPED by Customer! and AWESOME: Georgia Gun Shop Owner Pumps Armed Robber Full Of Lead!).

But, being the gentleman that he is, Nisar opted to keep his response non-lethal and hand the ruffians over to the proper authorities. Further cementing his status as badass of the week.

Crime-perpetrating dickbags think they can criminalize unimpeded. They couldn't have been more mistaken in this case. Thankfully, we have people like Mr. Ahmed to delightfully correct criminal fartweasels when they step out of line. I doubt any other robbers will be trying to get one over on Nisar any time soon. Somebody buy this man all the beers.

Cheers to you, Nisar Ahmed!

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