Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner Named 'Woman of the Year.' Still Has a Penis...
Remember when Caitlyn Jenner was given an award for courage for deciding he was a woman, only it turned out the whole thing was just a giant publicity stunt put together by her/his marketing team? Yeah that
guy girl your guess is as good as mine.
Bookmark that while you read Glamour Magazine is naming him as their "Woman of the Year."
Caitlyn Jenner and Reese Witherspoon have been tapped to be the 2015 Glamour magazine “Women Of The Year,” a source exclusively tells Gossip Cop. The two women will be featured on covers of the December issue. This year’s “Women Of The Year” marks the 25th anniversary of Glamour bestowing the honor.
Though the official announcement isn’t for another three weeks, an insider says Witherspoon and Jenner have both snagged the “Woman of the Year” titles. Of course, it has been a big year for Jenner, who transitioned from a man to a woman. On April 24, a then-Bruce Jenner told Diane Sawyer during an ABC special, “My brain is much more female, than it is male… For all intents and purposes I am a woman.”
If you ask Reese (an actual woman) publicly what she thinks about sharing "Woman of the Year" with Caitlyn Jenner (an actual man), she'll pretend to be ok with it so as not to be shunned and reality-shamed by Hollywood liberals. In private it may look like this...
Firstly, I'm confused with the Reese Witherspoon pick. She hasn't delivered a good performance since Legally Blonde. Three certainties in life: death, taxes, and Reese Witherspoon comedies which make you want to swallow a sword.
But secondly and more importantly, how are we, as a society, okay with bestowing a "woman of the year" award to a man? Shouldn't the feminists be outraged by this clear favoring of a man to an actual, real woman? Were there really no other accomplished women to choose from that Glamor had no choice but to give a woman's award to a dude in a dress? Seems like a giant high-heeled step backwards for feminism, if a tranny is more deserving of a woman's award than a bonafide, biological female. According to Glamor the best woman of the year is a man. Ladies, your thoughts?
And of course, Caitlyn Jenner. What are
his her zir accomplishments? Vehicular manslaughter? Testicular manslaughter? Wearing a dress? Any and all of the accomplishments from Caitlyn Jenner were actually accomplishments of... Bruce. But Bruce was a guy, and we can't say that Caitlyn Jenner is a guy, because transphobia.
But retroactively, we need to apply all of Bruce's accomplishments to Caitlyn's, while ignoring the penis that assisted in making them possible. Just shut up and give
him her the award. You're probably a racist too.
Also, this is what Caitlyn Jenner winning the men's Triathlon would look like. You're welcome.