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Live performances are embarrassing enough when rockers need a teleprompter to remember the words to their songs they've been singing over and over for the past eleventy decades. Using one to remember their mid-show political rant is a sign they need to be put into a home. I feel bad for the tens of people who dropped a ludicrous amount of money to hear Bruce Springsteen sing "Born to Run." For the rest of the non-sellout crowd in Boston, the only reason you go to a Springsteen concert in 2026 is to hear your political opinions repeated back to you.

Bruce even said this is literally the reason for his tour. That's why he launched it in Minneapolis, where an ICE agent was forced into a tragic situation and had to unalive a woman attempting to hit him with her car. SPOILER: Democrats like Springsteen side with the woman who allegedly attempted vehicular homicide.

The 2026 tour is because, in Springsteen's mind, or the minds of the people who put him up to this, he's out there to tell the TRUTH about Donald Trump. His speaking this truth will give blue-collar Americans permission to vote Democrat.

So Springsteen had a speech prepared. Or, if I were to guess, the Democrat Party had a speech prepared for him. What follows, at least from this clip that's gone viral, is among the most elitist complaints about Trump that spews from the left. Probably because these are the areas where wealthy Democrat allies had been making the most of their taxpayer-funded millions.

The richest men in America have abandoned the world’s poorest children to death and disease through the dismantling of USAID. We are undermining NATO and the world order that kept us safe and in global peace for 80 years. Our museums are being told to whitewash American history of any unpleasant or inconvenient facts, like the full history of the brutality of slavery. You want to talk about snowflakes? We have a president who can’t handle the truth. This is an American outrage, and this is happening now!

Allow me to reiterate.

So basically, Bruuuuuuce is angry that NGOs and non-profits aren't getting a cut of your tax dollars through USAID anymore, we aren't letting other countries walk over us while we fund their national security, and we're going back to the olden days of *checks notes* 2020 before the left went to inject their Marxist "anti-racist" (remember, it's not enough to just not be racist, you have to be "anti" racist) ideology into every aspect of our lives...which was also funded in part with your tax dollars via NGOs and non-profits.

People are paying an obscene amount of money for this. And to be reminded that the septenarian hasn't put out anything they care about since 1987. That was the last time Bruuuuuuce could possibly pass as the voice of middle-class America. Since the turn of the century, he's been a caricature of what progressive elitists think appeals to middle-class America.

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